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Ontariana
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A Place To StandSome time ago a friend found a box of 45s by the side of the road and gave them to me. Amongst well used singles by The Toys, Gene Chandler, Paul Anka and the Beatles was a near pristine copy of the Ontario song from the Ontario pavilion at Expo '67 in Montréal.

Maybe I've worked at Local History too long and have become to sentimental. But I can't help but consider the provenance. Did this young girl travel to Montréal and visit the Expo bringing this record back home to Hamilton? Or maybe they were given out at school? Nobody can know for sure.

What I do know is that these songs can transport me back to a time in Canadian history of unfettered idealism that I missed out on.

A Place to Stand (Theme I) by nfotxn

A Place to Stand (Theme II) by nfotxn

"A Morning Filled with 400 Million Suns"
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NO WAY CARL SAGAN! NO WAY!

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1-900-FON-HOBO
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/part
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I just read some IRC logs I found on a CD-R from when I was a teen. Apparently I and everyone I knew were clinically insane. I might share but it's mostly just humiliating.

It's a journal, write in it.
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But I have no time to write in it. I assure you things are still hectic. Some exciting things and lots of hard work. I'm still under paid but appreciated. I have deadlines to meet. I haven't seen my family in a month and I miss them. I got a man who loves me unconditionally. I have a cat that loves me conditionally. I think I have met everybody in town. Summer has been memorable, at least I think it would have been if I'd been sober more often. There are clips in my head. I still want to change a lot of things.

Welcome to Bird Yoga
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Today on Bird Yoga we learn to give our birds a nice bird massage.


August
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This photo is from my DJ set at Loose Canon a few weeks ago. It's my first time being a DJ since I used to play before my friends bad punk band shows at the Corktown. I'd confuse them with computers and dance music. But we'd all get drunk and then get high in the parking lot so it all ended up copacetic. Now I hang out with more kin folk at the Art Crawl and whatnot and can afford pretty nifty gear. I made a clear decision not to get into 12" vinyl records because a) I'm cheap b) they're heavy and c) blogs don't spit out records and d) this is 2009 for fuck's sake.

I've been tweeting (I have twat?) about food lots lately. Despite a crazy schedule I like to cook for myself and my Mom because good food is so easy to have in the summer. There has been good and bad, mostly good.

    Good Eats

  • Escarole lettuce sauté in butter
  • Opal basil limeaid
  • Taziki new mini potatoes w/ extra dill
  • Fresh local corn
  • Tempeh reuben sandwich v. 2.0
  • Almond cranberry Clif®-style bars w/ hemp oil & protein isolate, totally functionalicious
  • Creamy gnocchi with arugula pesto
  • Korean BBQ short ribs

    Bad Eats

  • Tempeh reuben sanwich v. 1.0 w/ gross vegan seasoning (tamari soy, chipotle, caraway, cumin... just don't do it)
  • One particularly aimless tofu stir fry was like a mouth full of flavourless fibrous protein mush. Always should include a curried roux.


The beard virus has been spreading around town. I blame the wettest summer in my recollection for ruining my skin. I'm totally humiliated by my tiny chin, both of them. One day if I'm fabulously rich and indifferent towards mutilating my body I will get chin implants, maybe a butt chin that can hold a golf pencil securely. However the beard virus has attacked three other people. It's effects are swift and complete eliminating all traces of a beard but the course of the beard virus self limiting. We are now engaged in a fierce beard race as to determine the most indicatively virile male or some other more convoluted heterosexual bonding deal. You can search for beard race related tweets on Twitter with the #beardrace hashtag. Feel free to join in if you're man enough, man bears.

I am going to win.

This Friday is Mr. Huw's birthday. He is turning 35 and asks that you bring no gifts to his party, especially no creams or cleansers that reduce the signs of aging. It will be at my friend Tate's resaurant called The Ship which is a fancy fish and chips joint in the trendy Augusta Street, which is quickly creating a name for itself as the IT spot in Hamilton for adults to binge drink far away from the spring break antics of Hess Village. Particularly piquing my interest is the $11 pitchers of mixed drinks, evoking memories of the Toolbox's "Skip and go naked" which I recall was mostly rum and ginger ale? 8PM people. And Torontonians, I know it's hard to leave The City but sincerely The Ship is visible from the Hunter St. GO Terminal. Haul ass and I'll buy you an $11 mixed drink pitcher, honest.

One Man's Eureka Moment
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Padding Ghost
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Ghosts, pirates, tigers, horses, treasure and Dan Deacon in a submarine.

Deadbeat Summer
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Prairie Giant
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Compare and contrast to the current healthcare reform debate in the USA.

Cute Couple at Asheville Double Decker Café
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DSCN2492, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

I thought I'd just share this nice photo.


Vega - No Reason
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Old cheesy skater films (Thrashin') and new late-disco comme laptop (Vega). This is a delicious mash-up.

A She Ville: Also Some He's
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A He Ville, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

During Bele Chere, the giant street festival, I couldn't get over how many hot bubbas there were. I mean I didn't believe the thing about Canadians not being as fat as Americans but I guess I've seen it with my own eyes. I'm against life threatening obesity for sure but my dick is a bit insensitive in that respect.

I never do this but I took photos of guys for a bit trying to summon my inner [info]clauditorium. Which is hard because I'm always worried guys will see me and I'll blush or something. AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! This dude is looking right into my fucking camera.

Clearly he was hot for me.


A She Ville: Small Town Tag Krew
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Small Town Tag Krew, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Fuck these small town kids are fucking brilliant. Clearly their tagging crew dresses up like the cast of Cats. Their ring leader would be a swaggering Bustopher Jones, cans and stencils in tow. When the cops come hassling all you need to do is hiss and jump up somewhere high where nobody can get you.


A She Ville: Rosetta's Kitchen
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Rosetta's Kitchen, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Vegetarian or Vegan food is so good when it's done correctly. This is at issue because most people know the vegan in their life as the college student. The one who was so broke that they were surviving on peanut butter and saltines. Parlaying their broke-ness from self-conscious liability into ethical lifestyle choice.

Asheville is clearly full of lesbians 'cause this place was fairly bumping. I had a tempeh reuben sandwich and opted for cheese because really I'm ok with milking cows.


"Staycations" are for Suckers
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DSCN2427, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Huw and I were on vacation in Asheville, NC last weekend. We went for Bele Chere and stayed for the hippies. I met Huw's Mom.

I had no idea how much I needed time. Basically I'd sworn off rest because I like making money and constant low-level stress prevents me from reverting to my natural sloth state.

In this photo we are on the Blue Ridge Parkway in the mountains. It was an actual parkway as it was a park and not a euphemism for a suburban collector road.


Pit of Passion!
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Oh what fun we'll have!

We Plugged a Symphony Orchestra Into the Internet
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This is what we got. Ok so we connected a symphony orchestra into the muthafuckin' internet and you'd expect we'd get like Matthew Herbert Big Band or like Björk or something. But really this is what you get is Lithuanian conductor Mindaugas Piečaitis updating PDQ Bach or some shit.



Shuffle
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Put your unit on shuffle. Write down the first 30 songs. NO CHEATING!
  1. DJ/rupture - Winter Buds: Atki2
  2. High Places - Namer
  3. Grizzly Bear - Plans
  4. Steely Dan - East St. Louis Toodle-oo
  5. The Decemberists - The Wanting Comes in Waves [...]
  6. Steely Dan - Babylon Sisters
  7. High Places - Golden
  8. New Slang - The Forms
  9. Daft Punk - Robot Rock / Oh Yeah (Alive 2007)
  10. Aphex Twin - Corn Mouth
  11. Grizzly Bear - Cheerleader
  12. Beck - Scarecrow
  13. Manitoba - Hendrix with KO
  14. Beck - No Money No Honey
  15. Manitoba - Why the long face?
  16. Sufjan Stevens - Jacksonville
  17. Thunderheist - Do the Right Thing
  18. Akron/Family - Last Year
  19. Oh Shit! - Romance (ALERGRONICS Remix)
  20. Jamie Lidell - Hurricane
  21. The Decemberists - The Queen's Approach
  22. Electric Company - Murexes and Sacoglossans
  23. Koushik - Bright and Shining
  24. Modest Mouse - Satin In A Coffin
  25. New Slang - Run With Us
  26. Sparrow Orange - Robin Hood
  27. Manitoba - Crayon
  28. Glasvegas - Ice Cream Van
  29. Tokyo Police Club - Cheer It On
  30. San Serac - Teenage Wildlife

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