Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
Or
Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML
I've been running into these short form anecdote sites lately. I'm sorta loving them.
That's
FMyLife which is story based. It's the English version of a viedemerde.fr or "Life of Shit". The English slogan "My life sucks but I don't give a f***" is really a dead give away to their Francophone nature.
Sometimes the content is profound, sometimes totally bratty and generally heterosexual. Sometimes even a little racist.
Then for the ADHD set there's
textsfromlastnight.com which is like FMyLife but with more drinking and text message based. Hilarity ensues. The numbers in brackets are the writers area code.
(417): No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
(330): so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.